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1. An incessant need to roll socks2. Bad knees3. The misguided idea that ibuprofen and fresh socks will cure any ailment4. Tinnitis. ZNNNNNNNNNG.5. The ability to sleep anywhere6. The plight of not being able to sleep at all7. Old combat boots. They’re great for mowing the lawn or a trip to Home Depot.8. Fear of tape tests9. Issues with authority figures10. Back pain11. T-shirts from strange events and places they don’t remember going12. A woobie that has seen better days.13. A swearing problem that is FUBAR14. A love/hate relationship with acronyms15. Total disdain for PowerPoint16. Scars from barracks shenanigans gone awry17, A few ugly divorces18. A truck they bought after gaining some sense and selling that Camaro they financed at 27% APR19. Some weird strip club stories20. Sleep apnea21. Bad tattoos that seemed like a really good idea at the time22. Boxy brown t-shirts that somehow have sweat stains in a different, more gross shade of brown23. A deeply stained, never-before-washed coffee mug that they tell everyone is “seasoned”
Editor’s note: This article was first published on May 12, 2022.
In the back of every veteran’s closet, you’re likely to find some old uniforms, dusty caps, a stack of medical, training, and discharge records… maybe a few ribbons or medals. But these are just a few of the typical things that separated or retired service members keep with them. Other things, they’re stuck with forever.
So we compiled a list of the more non-traditional things that veterans carry for life.
1. An incessant need to roll socks
2. Bad knees
3. The misguided idea that ibuprofen and fresh socks will cure any ailment
4. Tinnitis. ZNNNNNNNNNG.
5. The ability to sleep anywhere
6. The plight of not being able to sleep at all
7. Old combat boots. They’re great for mowing the lawn or a trip to Home Depot.
8. Fear of tape tests
9. Issues with authority figures
10. Back pain
11. T-shirts from strange events and places they don’t remember going
12. A woobie that has seen better days.
13. A swearing problem that is FUBAR
14. A love/hate relationship with acronyms
15. Total disdain for PowerPoint
16. Scars from barracks shenanigans gone awry
17, A few ugly divorces
18. A truck they bought after gaining some sense and selling that Camaro they financed at 27% APR
19. Some weird strip club stories
20. Sleep apnea
21. Bad tattoos that seemed like a really good idea at the time
22. Boxy brown t-shirts that somehow have sweat stains in a different, more gross shade of brown
23. A deeply stained, never-before-washed coffee mug that they tell everyone is “seasoned”
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